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Honest AI skin analysis for men.

Built for men only. Pick your roast level — gentle nudge or full brutal honesty. Get your top 3 skin problems, the exact ingredients that fix them, and a 2-minute AM/PM routine you'll actually do. No 10-step skincare. No subscription. No BS.

Roast my skin from $9 · one-time · PDF in 2 min
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AI-powered photo scan
One selfie reveals what your mirror won't — pores, oiliness, lines, dark spots, hydration.
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2-min routine, not 10 steps
A protocol short enough you'll actually do it. AM + PM in under 2 minutes.
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Adjustable roast level
Gentle nudge or full brutal honesty — you set the tone of the feedback.
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No subscription, instant PDF
Pay once. Report in your inbox in 2 minutes. Re-read it forever.
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CHAPTER The Problem / FILE SR-001-MEN / STATUS DECLASSIFIED

Lost in 47 bottles and 200 TikTok routines.

Most men's skincare advice is written by women, repackaged with a black bottle and a "MAX POWER" label. Most AI tools give you the same five products no matter what your face looks like. SkinRoast is built differently — one selfie, the actual problems you have, the exact ingredients that fix them.

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CHAPTER The Dossier / FORMAT PDF · 4 pages / DELIVERY 2 MIN → INBOX

A real dossier.
Not a horoscope.

Four pages: morning protocol, evening protocol, 90-day roadmap, diagnostic audit. Real layout — illustrative data.

AM PROTOCOL
WB_SUNNY MORNING PROTOCOL — REVITALIZATION PHASE
STEP 1: THERMAL RESET (CLEANSE) LIFEHACK: 60-SECOND RULE
PRODUCTGentle Cleanser
AMOUNTTwo pumps
METHODLukewarm water · circular motions · 60 sec · pat dry
[ THE WHY ] Removes overnight oil & dead cells without stripping the acid mantle (pH 4.5–5.5).
STEP 2: OSMOTIC PREP (HYDRATION) LIFEHACK: DAMP SKIN ONLY
PRODUCTHydrating Toner (alcohol-free)
AMOUNT3–4 drops
METHODPress into damp skin within 60 sec of cleansing
STEP 3: TARGETED INTERVENTION (SERUM) LIFEHACK: WAIT 2 MIN
PRODUCTNiacinamide 5%
AMOUNT3 large drops
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PM PROTOCOL
NIGHTLIGHT EVENING PROTOCOL — CELLULAR REPAIR
STEP 1: INDUSTRIAL DECAPSULATION (DOUBLE CLEANSE) LIFEHACK: DRY SKIN ONLY
PRODUCTOil Cleanser + Water-Based
METHODOil first on dry skin (60 sec) → rinse → water cleanser
[ THE WHY ] Oil dissolves oil. Sunscreen, sebum, pollution are all lipophilic — water alone can't remove them.
STEP 2: PORAL DECONGESTION (BHA 3×/WEEK) LIFEHACK: SWEEP METHOD
PRODUCTBHA Liquid Exfoliant 2%
METHODOne smooth swipe per zone · do NOT scrub · leave on
[ CLINICAL NOTES ] Max 3×/week. Don't combine with retinol same night — alternate days.
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90-DAY ROADMAP
02 // RECOVERY PROTOCOL STATUS: APPROVED
ROCKET_LAUNCH GLOW-UP ROADMAP (90 DAYS)
MONTH 1
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HYDRATION
Hyaluronic acid serum + gentle moisturizer, twice daily.
EXPECTED: plumper, fewer fine lines
MONTH 2
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ACTIVES
Retinol 2×/week, vitamin C in the AM. Build slow.
EXPECTED: smoother texture
MONTH 3
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REPAIR
Peptide cream before bed for collagen production.
EXPECTED: firmer, less wrinkling
SKIN ROAST AI // CLINICAL DOSSIERCONFIDENTIAL
DIAGNOSTIC AUDIT
01 // DIAGNOSTIC AUDIT STATUS: CRITICAL
⚡ PREMIUM OVERHAUL
Deep-tissue audit covering 3 priority issues + full product protocol. Status: FULL RESOLUTION.
FLASH_ON MULTI-ISSUE COLLISION AUDIT
Lines & Wrinkles. Collagen production slowing. Personality lines are fine, but let's not write a biography on your forehead.
Eye Bags. Fluid retention, poor lymphatic drainage. Carrying luggage under your eyes shouldn't be a paid profession.
Post-Acne Marks. Lingering inflammation. Battle scars tell a story — let's edit this chapter to be smoother.
LIFESTYLE AUDIT — nicotine constricts blood vessels & accelerates aging. Cut back, circulation improves, skin starts healing.
SKIN ROAST AI // CLINICAL DOSSIERCONFIDENTIAL
Real report layout · illustrative data · names anonymized
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CHAPTER The Briefing / QUERIES 5 / CLEARANCE PUBLIC

The briefing.

Five questions men ask before they pay $9. Answers in plain English.

Q.01 What exactly is SkinRoast?
An AI skin analyzer designed for men. Upload one selfie, the AI identifies your top 3 skin issues — acne, oiliness, dehydration, hyperpigmentation, fine lines, dark circles. You receive a personalized PDF dossier with the exact active ingredients and a morning + evening routine to fix them. One-time payment from $9. No subscription.
Q.02 How is it different from a dermatologist?
A dermatologist visit costs $150–400 and takes 2–3 weeks to book. SkinRoast costs $9, takes 2 minutes, and works at 11 pm on a Tuesday. Not a replacement for medical care — if you have cystic acne, rosacea, or skin disease, see a board-certified dermatologist. For everyday concerns, you get the same evidence-based ingredient recommendations a derm would.
Q.03 How long until I see results?
Routine takes under 2 minutes per day.
Oiliness & hydration: 1–2 weeks.
Texture & pores: 4–8 weeks.
Pigmentation, fine lines, skin tone: 8–12 weeks.
The 90-day roadmap inside your dossier tracks each phase.
Q.04 Can I choose how harsh the feedback is?
Yes. Set the roast intensity from a gentle, encouraging nudge to full brutal honesty. The clinical part of the dossier — ingredients, routine, timing — is the same either way. Only the tone of the commentary changes. Pick what motivates you.
Q.05 Do you store my photos?
No. Photos are processed by the AI and discarded — never stored on our servers, never shared, never used to train models. Your dossier is generated, sent to your email as a PDF, and your data is gone.
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Data-driven prescriptions for your customers.

The Fix

ONE PROBLEM. ONE SOLUTION.

$9
  • AI diagnoses your #1 skin problem — acne, oiliness, redness, whatever's wrecking your face
  • Photo scan — AI reads your skin like a dermatologist
  • Exact active ingredients for your specific problem. Not generic. Not guesswork.
  • AM/PM routine + weekly treatments. Under 2 minutes a day.
  • Salon & clinic referrals — when to go pro and what to ask for
  • 🎁 Bonus: PDF Skin Habit Tracker
  • Product recommendations with links
  • 90-Day progress roadmap
  • Biological age analysis
BEST VALUE

The Overhaul

EVERY PROBLEM. EVERY FIX.

$15
  • AI audits all 3 skin problems on your face — not just the obvious one
  • Photo scan — AI reads your skin like a dermatologist
  • Exact active ingredients for every problem
  • AM/PM routine + weekly treatments. Under 2 minutes a day.
  • Salon & clinic referrals — when to go pro and what to ask for
  • Exact products to buy — direct links, no Amazon rabbit hole
  • 90-Day Glow-Up Roadmap
  • 12-Week Progress Guide (what changes Week 2, 4, 8, 12)
  • Skin biological age vs your real age — the gap is fixable
  • 🎁 Bonus: PDF Skin Habit Tracker

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WHAT'S INSIDE YOUR REPORT

A data-driven blueprint for your face.

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Exact Timing

Precisely when to apply each ingredient for maximum absorption and zero irritation. The AM/PM logic, simplified.

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Active Ingredients

No guesswork. We list the exact percentages of Retinoids, Vitamin C, or Acids your specific skin barrier can handle.

// 03_AUDIT

Routine Audit

If your current products are trash, we'll tell you why. We break down the fillers, fragrances, and irritants holding you back.

PREMIUM
// 04_ROADMAP

90-Day Roadmap

A week-by-week guide to transitioning your skin. We manage the "purge" phase so you don't quit halfway through.

PREMIUM
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Product Matching

No generic lists. Direct links to the exact bottles you need to buy based on your budget and skin sensitivity.

PREMIUM
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Professional Referrals

If AI isn't enough, we recommend the exact clinical procedures (microneedling, lasers, facials) that will finish the job.

THE LAB

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"How should we address you in the report?"
"Age is a key factor in determining your customized skincare protocol."
"External habits significantly impact skin health and appearance."
"Your local climate dictates the level of protection your skin requires."
"Identify the main issue you wish to focus your assessment on."
"What is your current level of commitment to skincare?"
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