V2.0.4 Analysis Protocol

SYSTEM BOOT: SKIN ROAST PROTOCOL

Stop presenting a face that looks like a Sahara ultramarathon casualty.
It's time for a brutal clinical intervention.

Skin Diagnosis Skin Diagnosis Skin Diagnosis

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$61.50 / $6,150,000

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STANDARD

STARTER KIT

$9
  • 🎯Targeted Roast: Analysis of your #1 selected skin problem.
  • 📝Essential Protocol: Core AM/PM routine for that specific issue.
  • 📅Planner & Routine: Daily checklist to keep you consistent.
  • 🧪Active Ingredient Guide: Precisely what you need.
  • 📦Product Categories: General breakdown of cleansers & moisturizers.
  • Specific Brand Recommendations
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$25
  • 🔥Full Spectrum Roast: Deep analysis of ALL 3 selected issues.
  • 📝Essential Protocol: Core AM/PM routine for your specific issues.
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  • 🔬AI Vision Scan: Frame-by-frame photo diagnostic of hidden defects.
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THE LAB

Subject data acquisition in progress...

"Where should we send your results? (Don't worry, we won't spam you. Much.)"
"What should we call you? Besides 'that guy who never moisturizes'..."
"How long has your skin been losing its battle against gravity?"
"What's sabotaging your skin the most? Pick your poison."
"What's your biggest skin drama? Pick the main villain."
"What's your skincare game right now?"
"How brutal do you want the diagnostic core to be?"

"Upload 3 photos. No filters. We will know."

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📷 LEFT SIDE
📷 RIGHT SIDE
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Skin Roast Full Analysis

Terminal Connected Ref: SR-9920-X Priority: Clinical
Subject Health CRITICAL
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System awaiting data injection...

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Resurrection

Protocol v4.01

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